Of Leather Pants and Things That Glitter: Oneshot
Once Upon a Time/ Labyrinth Crossover
Of Leather Pants and Things That Glitter
Summary: A Christmas Oneshot: Jareth acquires a new baby from the Aboveground on Christmas Eve and decides to pay his old friend Rumpelstiltskin a visit. Playful banter and heartfelt moments ensue. Rumpelstiltskin/Belle and Jareth/Sarah
Jareth rubbed his forehead with his gloved forefinger and sighed loudly. Why was he constantly surrounded by morons? The answer eluded him, and he immediately realized that he would never have an answer to his rhetorical question. At least not one he wanted.
The Goblin King was currently sitting in the throne room of his castle, watching his subjects pamper the child he had just taken moments before from a single mother in the Aboveground.
The woman had been in her early teens and had flung herself at him with harsh advances and crude gestures, begging to be taken away as well. After he had been able to pry his cloak from her wandering hands, Jareth had grabbed the